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With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven. Alvarius B. This two-CD edition is primarily being made available to facilitate 41 of my 'fans' who will be thrilled that it comes out on Compact Disc -- and at an affordable price in comparison to what buying all three LPs would cost. I think I pressed at least copies of this two-CD so there is room for another 39 'fans' to climb aboard my champion ship.
I keep hearing that many of the CDs you've acquired in the past don't work anymore. CDs are supposed to rot, scratch and die after a few years and have therefore become a flawed medium.
Sounds more like a pragmatic description of humanity to me. But I have thousands of CDs. Some are commercially manufactured discs and the rest are CDRs and every single one of them works. Yep, I hired a bearded guy from New Hampshire to check them all and Alvarius B. - Chin Spirits (Vinyl) are 10, 15, or 20 years old. But my mother always told me I was blessed, Alvarius B. - Chin Spirits (Vinyl). Or perhaps I have a magic CD player?
But people used to say the same about cassettes and now tapes are the cat's fuckin meow. In fact, I know a record store owner who recently sold an entire car full of cassettes. So don't bring your CDs when you jump aboard Julijonas Urbonas ' suicide roller coaster which hopefully gets built soon in order to facilitate plenty of you imbeciles -- leave them behind for others to enjoy.
Getting back to my new album, go find my sampler on YouTube if you want to know what it sounds like. It's better than your new album, that's for sure. Maybe I'll have to do a cassette version of this record in the future so that I can write another one of these fuckin' promotional sheets. But that's not really true either. Or maybe it's one of those records that grows on you the more you continue playing it The musicians who played on all three albums don't deserve to be involved in these kamikaze promotional descriptions so don't blame them for any of this.
They played so well on these records, in fact they play much better than you do, and their performances deserve a 'Whammy,' which is the awards show where I'm in charge and Alvarius B. - Chin Spirits (Vinyl) winners get to shoot members of the music industry academy dead in their seats.
That's where it's all headed you know. The modern world Alvarius B. - Chin Spirits (Vinyl) record making has become so fucking dull and obedient that someone has to ram a poison dagger up your asses and since you're all under hypnosis, I promise you won't feel a thing.
I could pay Dougie Jones to write this piece to match your intellect or hire a publicity company to promote it but who really gives a fuck?
I'm still making records for myself and the rest of humanity doesn't speak my language anyway. By deciding to write my own album promos, I can perform some market research.
Anyway, back to my new album. These songs are pretty good, most likely way better than your songs, and I don't even have time to be a real songwriter, so what does that say about you? It says that you suck. And most of you do.
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